Hi! My name is Huckleberry Fin. I and my friend John Sawyer, Kim Hikes and Jim Berry are a band of thieves. We have a lot to steal and have plans too.
This is a secret, don't tell to anybody this secret. I'm now going to the Harbour City to steal. Our plan is we will wear our dirty old clothes then stand on a big high many people crowded stage. We will be saying that we are poor children no houses no good clothes and very weak. Then the people will [give us money]. We will be rich after the plan.
But when we [acted out] the plan, a detective caught us. We were fritened [frightened], then I said we should make a plan. We thunk [thought] and thought. Then we had a very good plan. We could put soem pig blood on the floor then make a trail of corn, so the people will [would] think somebody killed us and got the food.
Then we sailed a ship to Canada, there were two lovely and rich girls who lived there. Then we killed their cousins [and] pretended to be their cousins. Then we [would] go and steal their money. We made the plan. We go [went] away to Japan.
Then we stole a fossil from a dinosaur museum. Then we gave the fossil to another museum. Then they will [would] give us money. Then we [went] somewhere else called Greenland.
There is [was] so cold so we changed our clothes to winter clothes. Then we went to the library, book stores, Mei sum [Maxim's], restraunts [restaurants], hotels and streets to pickpocket everybody we think is rich.
Trouble seems always follows Huckleberry but he is smart and has other plans too. 22 February 2008
23 February 2008
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Good try, Ernest. Seems you're planning to be a thief! Please don't pickpocket me.
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