After 6 long months, Kylie had another problem, crying all day and night. She’s a nonstop crier! Everyday I need to bear those unbearable cries. And do you know that I was always woken by those disgusting cries! I can’t bear it! If I don’t do something quick I’ll need to bear it for my whole life! Oh god! Please help me! I even begged my mom to buy me a set of earphones for that. Another 6 long months of those unbearable cries! Oh when is it going to stop! I just hope that she can cry less or at least in different tones: whimpering, bawling, weeping, howling etc. But she soon realized life was going to be tougher than that with me*, so she stopped crying so much. (You see that I underlined “so much” that doesn’t mean forever, just……not so often) *as I hate crying, sometimes I’m too savage!
Ch. 3 What kind of nickname is that?
When she was 3 there was another terrible problem, Kylie kept calling me “Ern”. Though this problem was easier to solve, it was not quite a good problem, if any of my friends hear that they will snigger and tell the whole world about it, and I will be doomed for the rest of my life. I know that anger will be no use, so I calmly asked her to stop. She didn’t. And soon I realized she just wanted to make me angry, so I stopped making angry faces. And she soon forgot about it. That was a relief; I don’t want the whole world to call me “Ern” (Actually my mom started all this, she always calls me “Ern”) Now I will tell you the worst news in this universe. The class has found out my personal secret: Ern. The reason? Sigh……it’s an embarrassing story. Well, our class went to field trip; we were supposed to bring our parents. I brought mine (I regretted that), and so the story begins…… It was time for the field trip, I brought my mum. It was a cold day. And my mum ruined my trip……here’s what she said: Mum: Come here and wear your coat “Ern”. She just broadcasted my nickname to the whole crowd! What in the world was she thinking! So now everyone calls me “Ern”, full stop. Happy now!
Ch. 4 Nobody has a problem forgetting to flush the toilet, is it true, or is it not?
Kylie was 4, and she started to forget to flush the toilet! When I started to tell my classmates that, they all stared at me and thought that I am crazy. I can’t think of a solution, so I started to flush for her! My mother stopped me and told Kylie her problem, and done. Mission accomplished! Is it my mom has powers, or Kylie only listens to mom?
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